Why does chicken cross the road when vehicles comes near?

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Contrary to popular belief, they usually don't. A chicken is much more likely to run away, rather than run across the road. Chickens are not stupid, and will not walk directly into oncoming traffic, unless that is the only choice they have (if they are being chased for example).
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